Ski-Daddle

Yeah, winter's around the corner and if you were smart like this old chap then you'd be hotstepping your way back to the late 80's for one of these slalom slick classic jackets. I had one, in pink I'll have you know. Pink with electric blue to be exact. But, one day I got shat on by a bird. It left such a putrid berry laced turd stain on my lapel that it basically rendered my ski-daddle unwearable. Sad but true. A ten year old with a turd stain just can't cut it in an inner city state school. Hmmm... takes me back.